Jul. 16, 2014

The Daily Dose

It's sarcastic calendar time!

Today, it says, "OLD-FASHIONED: A word used to describe either a cocktail made out of whiskey and bitters or someone who believes in waiting at least a week to consummate the relationship."

And a bonus!

"OLIVE GARDEN: The only authentic Italian dining establishment wherein you pay someone to microwave a frozen dinner for you."

*Smiles a little, starts to giggle then...* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Whew! *wipes eye* It's so true!

Reporting live from her couch, I'm Laura Del with your daily dose of good news.

And remember to stay safe and be good.